...ate these (nom nom pretzels and beer cheese)
...drank one of these (mmmm beeeeeer)
at this place (Hofbrauhaus in Pittsburgh)
...but didn't do any of this (oops!)
And tonight is going to consist of more of this
and thisat this place
so I'm REALLY gonna feel like this (a blob) tomorrow
BUT (it's a BIG BUT... get it BIG BUTT... like on me... no? oh... ok...)
Quality time with friends during the Christmas Season is truly PRICELESS (even if my ass is growing larger by the minute...)